The Dirty Data Workout Shirt

Scrubbing dirty data doesn’t just build cleaner datasets... it builds character! And now it builds your wardrobe, too.

This ultra-comfy, unisex tee features a heart logo that says what your Slack status won’t: “Data cleaning is my cardio.” With a classic cut and breathable cotton blend, it’s perfect for wrangling rogue CSVs, surviving stakeholder meetings, or just power-walking away from poorly defined KPIs.

• 100% cotton (because your datasets aren’t the only thing that should breathe)
• Or Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester — for sweaty joins
• Or Heather colors: 50/50 cotton/poly — like a Venn diagram of comfort
• Medium-weight fabric: durable, like your patience
• Taped neck and shoulders—structurally sound, unlike your model assumptions
• Double-stitched seams for long-lasting sass
• Sourced from places that make quality stuff, not just p-values (Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico)

Fine print you might actually read:
• Natural fabric may have some speckling (think of it as data noise, but stylish)

We don’t keep a warehouse full of shirts waiting to be worn. We generate them on demand, like a well-tuned SQL query.

That means your tee is printed just for you after you order, so delivery takes a little longer. But hey, you’re helping reduce overproduction... and probably cleaning up the planet faster than you’re cleaning up that malformed JSON file.

Thanks for making a smart, sustainable choice. Your heart appreciates it.