This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s a wearable SQL statement. Whether you’re pulling late nights with messy datasets or just flexing your SELECT * lifestyle at the café, this absurdly soft hoodie keeps you warm, witty, and questionably productive.
Features include a cozy pouch pocket for hoarding granola bars and secrets, a warm 3-panel hood for hiding from stakeholders, and a logo on the sleeve so your left arm can rep the Rabbit Hole while your right arm debugs broken joins.
• 100% cotton face (soft enough to make your NULL values cry)
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester (optimized for comfort and uptime)
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings, because aesthetics matter
• Self-fabric patch on the back (don’t worry, it’s not a tracking pixel)
• Hoodie sourced from Pakistan, stitched with love... not recursion
Fit note: This hoodie runs small, like your sample size. Order a size up unless you’re into tight joins.
We don’t mass-produce. We query on demand.
This hoodie gets made just for you the moment you order it, which means delivery takes a bit longer, but your impact on overproduction drops faster than an overfit model in production.
Thanks for making a smart, sustainable choice. Your hoodie (and your conscience) will thank you.
